Slut skills are useful in every country.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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