I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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