the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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