NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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