my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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