im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
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Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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