Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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