The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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