Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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