We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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