JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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