Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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