meet me or not, i'm out of control
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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