Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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