white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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