so explain again why im purple
no
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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