chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
this boner is exhausting
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
How does one acquire holy water?
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