I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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It's never too late to be topless.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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