I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I think your dad took our porno
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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