omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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