you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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