I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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