I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I could fuck to npr.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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