Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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