I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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