I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Duck Duck Cougar?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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