nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
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Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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