do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
