no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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