my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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