Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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