She announced her abortion via fbk
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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