Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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