We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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