i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
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Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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