He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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