I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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