All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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