People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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