Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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