Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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