Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
did i walk over a car last night?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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