Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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