After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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