Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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