He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize