The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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