Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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