Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
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I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
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