To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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