I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
then he tried to convert me to islam
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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