OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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