ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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