he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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