I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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