Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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