if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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