She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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